ning all have a spanging machine


not sure if it counts for the compo but i have anyway
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PANG!
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson is a Pokemon, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)

Where would one acquire one of those?
I have plenty of time so I could go to B & Q and make myself one. Or maybe I'll just sit right here.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps Madame Onassis has got nothing on you, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)

Spang it
hard
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)

it could double as a spanking machine
for naughty girlfriends
( Enigmatic ™            Pirate Of The Caribbean             ©, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)

I was b3tan to it
I had planned on using a bike though
( elusive - difficult to find, catch, or achieve., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)

You pissed on my mind

would like to animate it, but lack the skills
( Randomgazz, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)