Not the first....
INTRODUCING THE "SPANG-O-MATIC 3000"!

...and won't be the last!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)

nope
mine was the first :) (at least in the compo anyway)
woo though
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)