Within seconds, Latisha realised the rumours about Dr Simmons were true.

(Revels, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:05, archived)

That's no Dr. Simmons! That's Philip Scofield!
I know my children's/dayime television presenters!
Teehee, woo to the pic!
( CaroWallis, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:06, archived)

No wonder Fern Fatarse
looks so happy on 'This Morning'!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:09, archived)

Aww, I think she's nice. I think her figure suits her.

( CaroWallis, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:13, archived)

It does.
She's just 5 feet too short for it.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:14, archived)

Shes still better then
that pissed up judy thing.
( Dobsky, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)