My ex-girlfriend and I discovered
that there's such a thing as too big.
( Malchick sounds exciting, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 22:56, archived)

ha!
my friend "knew" someone who christened his Excalibur
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 22:57, archived)

Why?
Did he have a boyfriend named Arthur? Or did he rather embarrasingly get it irremovably stuck in a stone once?
( Malchick sounds exciting, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 23:00, archived)

he
was a twunt
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 23:01, archived)

hahaha
you'd like us to think that wouldn't you
( Agent Muu in dire need of philanthropy; PLEASE see profile!, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 23:01, archived)

20 stone?

(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)

but
most women like it that wide
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)