I just woke up from an afternoon nap with the phone ringing. Looking at the time, and the number withheld,
I presumed it was my boyfriend just about to leave work, and just saying hi.
So I answered 'Hello sweetheart...' and was replied to 'Hello, is Mrs.Wallis there please, this is Oreck' [A vacuum/hoover company.]
I'm sure you can imagine how stupid I feel right now
(, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 18:09, archived)
a lot less stupid than you would look with a dodgy old man holding a bowling ball over your head with the vacuum
edit: your strudel talking food one is ace
(, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 18:11, archived)
Oh, and I dreamt I was at a b3ta bash! There was a hot chocolate maker!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 18:15, archived)
This guy was black, and in a nice suit, and wandered around going 'More hot chocolate, madam?' and it was made from REAL chocolate chunks and marshmallow.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 18:20, archived)
