because he dug so hard that he found coal?
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(VashTheStampede, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)

he found
david soul, mining coal
( Kid Ferox, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:39, archived)

make him sing about it then
for added wooness
(VashTheStampede, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)