Ooooh!
A man named Matt
A fire-man Rat
A big Fat Cat
A baseball Bat
A big scary Bat!

Could do with some Scatt...

/coat
//Sausage!
(Pidgeon Fister, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:53, archived)

Don't forget
He's wearing a hat.
( Malchick sounds exciting, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:54, archived)

and matt's a
twat
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:08, archived)