Not asleep
yet... Or am I?

( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

hooray!



(very phallic.)
(schnurricane, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

Very.

(Monocromatico is not fucking Spartacus, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:56, archived)

your penis look like that?!
i'm so sorry...
but i see what you mean
(Lord Gibbon, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

I think
he means that it eats trees and stands outside huts in Iceland looking menacing.

Possibly.
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:03, archived)

Mine does.
Its his bi-annual pilgrimage.
( Malchick sounds exciting, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:04, archived)

I knew a bloke
who used to eat sticks

until one day he chomped on one with dog poo on it - ugh

(fact)
(Johnny Fantastic, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)

I knew a
guy who used to eat pencils. He would bite the end right off them. I tried it once, it's quite painful
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

i put a cat's entire leg in my mouth today.

(schnurricane, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

Ha ha
amazing. What did the cat think of this incredible feat?
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

I've done that
it's not too bad until you get to the lead - that fooks your chompers right up
(Johnny Fantastic, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

graphite

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:16, archived)

I have on two separate occassions
eaten a full-sized plastic fork*.

*Obviously a different one each time
( Malchick sounds exciting, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:02, archived)

I like these.
Its the eyes that make them so unsettling.
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

i think
its how he parts his hair.
(nonsense, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

LOVE that house!
where is it?
(Johnny Fantastic, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

Iceland
apparently.

Do you want to move there? You'll have to put up with the (alleged) cock-monster there eating all your trees though.
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

hmmmm
maybe I don't like trees



(I like trees)


(but I'm not a hugger)
(Johnny Fantastic, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)

nicely done again :)
he looks rather slimy
( tweaknik, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

yay
how does he smell ?
( connor, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59, archived)

Jamaica?

( Malchick sounds exciting, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

Yay!
And this doesn't quite deserve a thread of its own:

( Malchick sounds exciting, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:00, archived)

yipes
and yay!

I gave a friend that Scary Kevin birthday card on Wednesday, she liked it..!

and I put a tag for your web site on the back too, and told everyone how good you are.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:26, archived)

He he
Marvellous. I thank you a million times. And then a million times more.
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:33, archived)

unfortunately
I didn't get a pic of her reaction.

she smiled.

*sigh*
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:37, archived)