Selina Kyle liked to practise her pub sports when she had free time

( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:07, archived)

hehehe
The new catwoman film is already in the bottom 100 of worst films ever made on IMDB.com
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:10, archived)

It CAN'T be as bad as:
1) The Shadow
2) Showgirls
3) Mars Attacks!
4) Ace Ventura
I could go on...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)

can't forget...
Waterworld
Under the Tuscan sun
Centre stage
AI...
( rawr isn't really here., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

Yep, Waterworld goes in there,
good call.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

hmm...

( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)

Seen it before,
but that is pretty cool. There's a great one for Jane Asuten's 'Sense and Sensimilia'.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)

i quite like mars attacks...

( comrade yannovski - putting the ow in painfully now, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

me too

( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

good man
Seconded. I thought it was good. Provided you take it for what it is, and therefore base you expectations on that.
( the mighty badger A vision of love wearing boxing gloves, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

Not my thing.
I know a lot of people liked it, I just entirely failed to find it amusing. Sorry.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)

i watched it on acid
and was totally amazed by it.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

Watching a washing machine can be totally amazing
when you're on acid.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:22, archived)

you dont need acid to be amazed by watching a washing machine
100% fact!
edit: i myself prefer watching the dryer.
( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

and a lot more profound.

( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)

Errr,
you would appear to have incorrectly included Ace Ventura.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:15, archived)

To quote Tommy Lee Jones re Jim Carrey
"Gurning isn't acting."
(Doctor Evil, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

Oh come on,
it's as poo as poo.

IMHO.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Yup. Pretty fair
Although the animated Return of the King from 1980 is infinitely worse.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

And Showgirls
IT HAD NORKS AND FLANGE
( Hankster Brian, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

It's still poo.
It doesn't even work on the level of porn.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

i bet you could still crack one out to it.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

Maybe..
it would be severe barrel-scrapage, though.
That film has the STUPIDEST sex scene in cinema history.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)

:D
W/y/h, thats brill

TJ - any of you link bitches know a link which still works for the "Pandas must die" animation?
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)

Search the intarweb...
Google for "pandas must die" filetype:swf
( Deebster, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)

Cat woman is so bad
that DC commics have denied any connection to work on the film. It's arse treacle.
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)

i almost considered seeing it
then i saw a clip from it..
( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)