It CAN'T be as bad as:
1) The Shadow
2) Showgirls
3) Mars Attacks!
4) Ace Ventura
I could go on...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)

can't forget...
Waterworld
Under the Tuscan sun
Centre stage
AI...
( rawr isn't really here., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

Yep, Waterworld goes in there,
good call.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

hmm...

( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)

Seen it before,
but that is pretty cool. There's a great one for Jane Asuten's 'Sense and Sensimilia'.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)

i quite like mars attacks...

( comrade yannovski - ask me about Loom, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

me too

( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

good man
Seconded. I thought it was good. Provided you take it for what it is, and therefore base you expectations on that.
( the mighty badger is a beautiful girl with no eyes. Apparently., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

Not my thing.
I know a lot of people liked it, I just entirely failed to find it amusing. Sorry.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)

i watched it on acid
and was totally amazed by it.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

Watching a washing machine can be totally amazing
when you're on acid.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:22, archived)

you dont need acid to be amazed by watching a washing machine
100% fact!
edit: i myself prefer watching the dryer.
( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

and a lot more profound.

( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)

Errr,
you would appear to have incorrectly included Ace Ventura.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:15, archived)

To quote Tommy Lee Jones re Jim Carrey
"Gurning isn't acting."
(Doctor Evil, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

Oh come on,
it's as poo as poo.

IMHO.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Yup. Pretty fair
Although the animated Return of the King from 1980 is infinitely worse.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

And Showgirls
IT HAD NORKS AND FLANGE
( Hankster spilled his tea, oh silly me, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

It's still poo.
It doesn't even work on the level of porn.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

i bet you could still crack one out to it.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

Maybe..
it would be severe barrel-scrapage, though.
That film has the STUPIDEST sex scene in cinema history.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)