Everyone knows that
when Peter Parker isn't being Spiderman he's taking photos.


( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

Apparently he's a pederast as well
That arse is TINY!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

But
she has very long legs.



(sorry, WOO!)
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

He's a hobbit, isn't he?
Give the poor lad a break!
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)