Errr,
you would appear to have incorrectly included Ace Ventura.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:15, archived)

To quote Tommy Lee Jones re Jim Carrey
"Gurning isn't acting."
(Doctor Evil, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

Oh come on,
it's as poo as poo.

IMHO.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Yup. Pretty fair
Although the animated Return of the King from 1980 is infinitely worse.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

And Showgirls
IT HAD NORKS AND FLANGE
( Hankster spilled his tea, oh silly me, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

It's still poo.
It doesn't even work on the level of porn.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

i bet you could still crack one out to it.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

Maybe..
it would be severe barrel-scrapage, though.
That film has the STUPIDEST sex scene in cinema history.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)