Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Yup. Pretty fair
Although the animated Return of the King from 1980 is infinitely worse.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)