pssst!
Where's the badger?
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:23, archived)

under the
table cloth theres nowt up his rectum but ferrets
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:26, archived)