I like the idea
than a man called Dick Beattie exists and that he ALWAYS has the yellow paper hat, plastic moustache and red serviette on... as some kind of eccentricity....
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:27, archived)

Me too,
I think that's why I like him so much. The thought of him getting up in the morning, puting on his yellow party hat, plastic moustache and red napkin really appeals to me.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:30, archived)

I assumed he slept in them?

(ClockworkDespot, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)

No,
I think he has a seperate hat, moustache and napkin to wear when he sleeps.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)

Yeah.
It would be really stupid otherwise.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)