Geek punnage

(sorry...)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)

heheh
always hated his haircut
( Deadpool, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)

Fear me! For I am...
...the GARDENER!

...the GREEN FINGERS!

...errr... ok, run out of ideas
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:53, archived)

hahaha!
What a cunt he was. I laughed like fuck when Doomsday beat the shit out of him.


/tragic comic geek
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)

The Guy / G'nort double act
must rank as one of the best of all time. Up there with Laurel and Hardy, Morcambe and Wise and Blue Beetle and Buster Gold...

God, we're sad, aren't we?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:56, archived)

DC really have come up with some shit over the years.
"Gangbuster". How gay is that?
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)

Does sound a bit gay.
Almost like "Gangbangbuster". Or "Gangbummer". Or "Bumbuster".
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)

you aren't a Marvel boy are you?
Oooh! The Sub-Mariner! The Mighty Thor!

DC have brought us the true greats: Hourman, The Red Bee, Phantom Lady, Stripsey, Sgt. Rock, The Haunted Tank, L-Ron... The list is endless.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)

I love both,
but DC in the eighties was all wrong.

I've only just read the follow up to Dark Knight, and I think it's the best superhero book I've ever read. I didn't think he could widen the brief of Dark Knight to cover so many characters, but it's fucking brilliant.

The Marvel X-titles were my real vice in my heavy comic buying days.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)

Giffen/DeMatteis Justice League
Alan Moore's Swamp Thing
Hellblazer

All 80s, all DC, all great.

There's a lot of shit, true, but then there are a lot of characters. I consistently enjoy DC stuff more than Marvel. Except on the big screen, obviously. (Cunting Warners - a "comedy" Green Lantern film with Jack Black? The arses.)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)

guy gardener
the best gl - actually he was better as warrior!!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 15:12, archived)