*says
'it was okay for him to suddenly brake without any warning. As I recall, in fact, he wanted to turn left and hadn't bothered indicating, which is back where we started.'
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 11:56, archived)

*shakes fist*
Why I oughta...
( Newington, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 11:57, archived)

*cycles off, cackling madly

*crashes into big lorry

Doh!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 11:58, archived)

Don't worry,
it was his fault.
( Newington, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 12:12, archived)