Clark had an embarrassing problem,

but the government were more than happy to help out.
( Poon Poon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)

thats a point
what does superman fwap off to?
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)

he shags Lois Lane
superfast

and falls asleep

so Lois Lane has to self satisfy... poor woman
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

can you imagine how fast his manjuice would travel
gotta hurt!
( deodar ant pointing that thing something else, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

urk
:/
how do you lot think this kind of thing up?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

haha lovely name change
:P
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

See! I like you really
honest
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

i know, and you're loveliest!

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)

who knows
my main concern however would be the friction...
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)

it's special skill you develop hanging around b3ta too much

( deodar ant pointing that thing something else, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)

Like seeing goatse everywhere
:/
and knowing what CDC stands for
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
lois probably has a bed with wheels, so when superman does his worst, she'll just zoom off into the distance
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)

are you serious? he has x-ray eyes.
b3ta.com/board/3562297
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all B F Shelton is FUCKING GOD, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Superman couldn't fwap off.
The friction would instantly ignite his superpenis.
(Errol, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

If you don't mind a little well intentioned criticism
try putting a little shadowing on the lower letters following the barrel shadow line. A simple light spray with the airbrush on below 10% would do it in seconds.
( Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

thanks, i'll give it a try
still learning pshop.
( Poon Poon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)

curious
i often wondered what happened when sumerman shagged. would he blow the top of lois's scull with his power spunk?
(Gratch, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)

Mallrats?
Kind of
(Errol, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)

Mallrats...
...that's what I was thinking!
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)

often?
worrying.
( Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)

Those barrels couldn't contain Superman's sex wee.
They would simply wriggle out and impregnate everything on Earth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)

ARGH!! GOATSE!!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)