at the weekend superman and lois looked at jazzmags

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:20, archived)

The first thing that came to mind then was
that it looked like an illustration from The Joy Of Sex. Only with less beards. Good work.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:22, archived)

Hahah!
"less beards"...!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:23, archived)

Latest edition
They're 'all' clean shaven.

Arf!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:23, archived)

I'd buy that edition
.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:25, archived)

Here
borrow mine

It's got laminated pages for easy wiping.
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:26, archived)

Eww!
Apparently not easy enough!

[hands back quickly]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:27, archived)

*blushes

*writes 'Flash' on the shopping list
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:29, archived)

blimey
dave I didn't realise you went in for filthy beastlyness.
next time have a cold shower and refile your frets
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:25, archived)

I know,
it's almost disappointing. With the original you could add hours of fun to the already action packed activity book that it was by trying to guess how Beardy McMunter managed to get a woman to sleep with him.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:26, archived)

No
HE'S still got a beard
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:28, archived)

Thank fuck for that, I was worried for a moment.
Beards are always amusing. I'm surprised that they haven't featured here that much to be honest.

edit: so she shaved hers off then?
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:29, archived)

Pffffft!
I bet soup plays the banjo!

Give him a bowler hat!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:23, archived)

well that is
jazz banjo international they are puruseing
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:24, archived)

I know
I'm in that issue*

*lie
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:25, archived)

I know some one who is
but dont want to dominate the board tooo much
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 9:31, archived)