by the power of SANATOGEN!

( big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:09, archived)

hahaha!

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:11, archived)

sorry i didn't get back to you re: that worky bollocks
i am currently being bum raped by the boss with 10,000 other jobs. will advise
( big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

Every day that goes by
allows me to clear the in tray more, so you'll get a faster turnaround.

Take your time.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

consider the time tooked
or something
( big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)

hahaha
this am w00t
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)

woo and yay
also I think my cock is as long as tigras
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)

Tigra is big
/pain in the ass (literally)


/ok, maybe not


/stop rambling twat !!


/ok
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

right okay then
He he
ning koit saw your unlucky dave thing last night

twas rather good
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)

Thanks good sir
Might start translating the previous ones to flash now. Who knows.

:)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)

Hahahah!
Aceness, although it looks like he's brandishing a 12" black rubber cock.


w/y/h
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)

You see 12" black rubber cock in everything you fucking knob-jockey


'Ning
( Hankster Olid fubsy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

'ning ya gayer!

Are you trying to impress a young French lovely, per-chance?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Oh yes.
How did you guess.
I was talking to herthe other night after a few pints and getting by, using much mime and gesticulation. But last night (sober) she came over and offered me a drink and I went into shy, quiet Hank mode and just mumbled that I already had one, and she buggered off.

I want to touch her
( Hankster Olid fubsy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

Then touch her you shall!!!

If in doubt, get plastered. I think you've already proved that the Hankster functions far better when the tank is full!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)

That is the case my friend.
I can't look a lady in the eye til I'm bladdered then it's like something clicks and it's Waaaahaaayyy!


Look out for a French invasion!

She's here for three months so I'd better be quick
( Hankster Olid fubsy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)

hahahahaha,
here, have a pound:
£1
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

thanks
i'll get myself something nice shall i?
( big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)

yes,
a nice hat with a feather in it or something, don't spend it all at once though.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

Yay!
but then he'd be Dave the Hat too.

:0(
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)

yay for hat based daves!
though for a pound i think that my hat will be very small and feather is completely out of the question.
( big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)

Here
have another pound

*pounds Big Daft Dave to a pulp (but only in my weedy imagination)

EDIT: You could get a hat for your furtive icon

They're in someones profile . . . ?
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

Olvley Tsuff
A big shiney WOO to you, sir.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)