You see 12" black rubber cock in everything you fucking knob-jockey


'Ning
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)

'ning ya gayer!

Are you trying to impress a young French lovely, per-chance?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)

Oh yes.
How did you guess.
I was talking to herthe other night after a few pints and getting by, using much mime and gesticulation. But last night (sober) she came over and offered me a drink and I went into shy, quiet Hank mode and just mumbled that I already had one, and she buggered off.

I want to touch her
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

Then touch her you shall!!!

If in doubt, get plastered. I think you've already proved that the Hankster functions far better when the tank is full!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)

That is the case my friend.
I can't look a lady in the eye til I'm bladdered then it's like something clicks and it's Waaaahaaayyy!


Look out for a French invasion!

She's here for three months so I'd better be quick
( Hankster The Pope has many cats, is he a cataholic?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)