Funerals for Chavs

( Bad Horsey, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:09, archived)

just check em on a big pile and burn em
dead or alive
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)

Motion seconded!
Inbred knobferrets
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)

I don't like your 'idealogies' one little bit
Burn the dead ones and gaffa tape all the live ones to really hot radiators.

Then burn them.
( Spunkmeyer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)

Good point!
I feel a possible question of the week popping up tho!
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)

fantastic idea!
After a hard days work, I savour the rare quiet moments and sit back thinking of all the ways that the chavs could be disposed of.

Precious moments.

I would certainly welcome it as a question of the week
( Spunkmeyer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)

or burn the live ones
and prop the dead ones up in embarassing poses and then send pictures of them to thier parents
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)

hmm, it's not a bad idea
but do remember that their parents 'dun't give a fuk about dem newayz.'

Unless by embarrassing pose you mean dressing them up in a graduation gown and mortar board. That would make any chav parent weep.
( Spunkmeyer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)

True......
and if you stick one in a shirt and tie, well, the charver mama heads straight for the knife drawer!

They don't even where one to go to court!
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)

Would it possible
to make an enourmous anti-chav catapult that shoots the burnt corpses on to other chavs so they experience true shock and horror, then we burn them?
(Vamos!, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)

I was just at Solihull ice skating rink
At one point I skated around saying "Aaaah the chavs the chavs the chavs" Approx. 67% of the people there were chavs.
( Rev. Cleo is going to London, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)