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[challenge entry] Death of a salesman
Sorry, the cliche escaped while my back was turned


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(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Oh God No!
I had to do that sodding book for AS-Level - I find out how much I didn't pay attention to it on the 19th.
Excellent pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)
# ugh, and i have to find out how much attention i didn't pay for about 5 years
on the 26th...*gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Hehehe... it's the bestest time of year!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)
# *glares*
*sigh* how come everyone says that the summer hols after your GCSEs are so good? last summer hols i had a great "biznitch" as you youths would call it, which has made me feel even more lonely this year.. *takes prozac*

edit/ then again, she did turn out to be a bitch, and got off with my "mortal enemy", after fucking about with my emotions...

but she was hot..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Just drink loads of water
It's said to be full of prozac.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)
# arf!
good point.

or eat cheap meat, contains so much pituary gland, we get all the drugs the animal gets too.

damn my vegetarianism
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)
# just make sure you don't
turn it into a meatshake!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i was thinking that!
actually, i was thinking it'd be fun to do a "spellcheck meatshake", where you get the ingredients, and find a word that is close to it but not quite, and then use that as the ingredient and see what comes up!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)
# hehe, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)