daleks
are the best invensoin ever. me girlfreind keeps trying to get me to give her one, but it's not like they can be found in the nearest convenience store
(God of Erg-27, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)

That may not be exactly what she meant.
Have you tried playing hide-the-sausage with her instead?
( Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)

she keeps trying to
get me to give her one as well.




(heh)
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)

i've give her quite a few in my time
*fnarr*
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)

When your girlfriend tells you to give her one
she might be talking about something else
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)

I fucked your girlfriend sideways.
And other double-entendres (I think I spelt that right but I could be wrong)
(Errol, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)

not much double
about that one
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)

hur hur hur.
Huh, what?
(Errol, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)

I SAID 'NOT MUCH DOUBLE ABOUT THAT ONE'

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:32, archived)