They should have
a FAQ for tourists in London.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

no people
find it charming when I talk to them in the gents.
And ask people what shows I should see on the tube.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

like you've ever heard of London
Yokel boy!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)