g'afternoon

edit: alt text if you didnt get it
( kingkong., Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:12, archived)

surely not
i loved his jolly laugh
(Halfcircle, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:13, archived)

He used to scare me
A lot.
( useful_idiot still flashing her ring at all and sundry, ooh er, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:13, archived)

Ho Ho Ho HO HO
hee hee
(Halfcircle, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:14, archived)

little brown jug don't bother me...
no?
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:17, archived)

yay, at last
there will be peas on earth

(the green giant was stealing them and freezing them)

oo, wheres my manners, have a woo
(camel-related incident, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:13, archived)

thankyou
muchly
( kingkong., Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:14, archived)

Snarf..
Peas on earth - for the blessed cheesemakers presumably?

Woo to pic btw :D
( Dekazer, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:16, archived)

Imagine the conversation
Vicar: 'lo. good news bad news. I've got some work for you.

Gravedigger: Great!

Vicar: It's the Jolly Green Giant

Gravedigger: Bugger!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:16, archived)

my mates applying
to be a gravedigger
(camel-related incident, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:17, archived)

What grave situation
brought him to do such a thing?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:32, archived)

Your mate Doug . . . ?

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:37, archived)

*imagines the conversavtion
*chuckles

tee hee
( kingkong., Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:17, archived)

I remember
someone made a beautifully obscene picture involving the jolly green giant and a long marrow.
( disabled black jew come to my Bar Mizzle, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:16, archived)

Woo! And have another grave

( giant_squid, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:17, archived)

thankyou
and woo to yours!
( kingkong., Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:19, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
woo yay
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:21, archived)

We can live in hope can't we :P
Nice pic :)
( Dogme, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:32, archived)

Wasn't the jolly green giant played by Dave Prowse?
He seemed to play every other big guy in the 70's (Darth Vader, Green Cross Code Man etc) .
( Dogme, Wed 18 Aug 2004, 12:34, archived)