what's a twinkie?
/inquisitive mind*

*thick

edit/ sorry, I appear to have jacked your thread without so much as the common courtesy to give you a reach-a-round woo.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:34, archived)

Blast
your ignorance of snacky foods!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)

I think it's a sponge cake
filled with cream, isn't it?
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)

Hmm
it looks like a broken battenburg in the above piccie
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:37, archived)

An american
non-food substance.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

isnt it some kind of gay boy?
EDIT/ not safe for anyone images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=twink&btnG=Search
( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

bwaaahh!!!
I guess I'll be clearing my web cache then....

too late... just got fired...
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:42, archived)

i did warn you.

( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:43, archived)

Yeah, but that's like saying "Don't press this button..."

I can't resist it :)
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:47, archived)

Pretty disturbing answer for you actually
www.twinkies.com/index.asp

Welcome to planet twinkie!
( teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

Disgusting
American snack - and the food of choice for a nation of their fat fucking kids.
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

Oh, twinkies are so eighties -
it's Krispy Kremes these days.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:37, archived)

See, the spelling alone
just makes me want to weep for the entire nation...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

No need, they're crying themselves
Or is it just oil seeping out from around the eyelids?
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:40, archived)

heh heh
oily-eyed fat yank in indestructible kreme kake kock up
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:42, archived)

Well
i promise to spread the word when im in the states next month!


/porkers
/hell i cant talk
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:43, archived)

I wonder if Carowallis has done 'em?

( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:44, archived)

PERVERT!

( Geordie Al, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:45, archived)

Arf!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:46, archived)

I paid the extra
£3.75 and got the deluxe box of standard responses. It has "Alaska", "Jamaica" and "Cock off", but the second layer contains "Blow it out your filth hole", which I'm hoping to use later today.
( Geordie Al, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:48, archived)

Ooh!
Can't wait!
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:58, archived)

Cream filled cak.......
Not going there
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:49, archived)

god i hope not
.....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:46, archived)

Twinkie -
a kind of cake made of sponge filled with cream.
The sponge is kind of like furniture foam, and the cream has enough chemicals in it to keep ICI in business.

They're an american snack which happen to be indestructable. (An american friend of mine tested this theory by dropping one out of a third story window. It hit the pavement with a dull thud. Didn't bounce. Didn't splat... just sat there.... indestructible I tell you!)
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)

Grim stuff

( teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:38, archived)

just did a search and...
aaarrrgghhhh!

very young, erm... lads... ermmm... friendly ones. y'know...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:37, archived)

Jeebus!
Let's stick to the indestructible Yankee badsnack.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

you love
teh twink!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

Odd -
I'm sure they were "twinks" not "twinkies" last time I went scouring the gay bars for young flesh.

Er. Did I write that our loud?
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

not the kind of thing
you'd wanna name a cream filled sponge cake really is it.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

When you phrase it like that...
perfect!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:40, archived)

Euuuukk!

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 11:39, archived)

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHAT A TWINKIE IS?1
oh but then again you don't live on the same side of the pond that's probably why.
(LOL B33T!, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 12:51, archived)