easy.
make it out of something inedible, such as lead, granite etc.
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

I did
It killed her.

But if you request something quick i think she's still poseable.
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

alright,
climbing the tree behind her?

edit: or peering David Attenborough-like through its jungly branches...

edit edit: or having a shit on the Daily Mail
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)

That 'tree'
is barely as big as she is.

The joys of perspective 'ey? Plus she's already dug about half or the poor things soil out.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/jessievslife/Image005.jpg
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)

Goatse? Flying? Lying in a coffin
( --=| Daz |=-- --=| http://www.dazfish.co.uk/b3ta |=--, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)