Ah the joys of oestrogen enticing alloy metals

(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)

ha

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)

ha

(osiem, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:25, archived)

ha

( Lanc in Bat country, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)

"ha"*


*dedicated to Lanc
( Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:32, archived)

ha

(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)

ha

(just4fun, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)

:) ta mate
But i wandered off. Missed my chance.
( Lanc in Bat country, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)

are you the kids in the playground that shared the machine gun noises
"ha"
"ha"
"ha"
"ha"
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)

Im waiting to do a BeeGees/Staying alive type quip
with it.
( Lanc in Bat country, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)

I made (and still do make)
The best machine gun noises you will ever hear not coming out of a machine gun
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)

come to my house
we'll play wargames
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)

c:\>Global thermonuclear war

( Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)

noughts and fooking crosses action!

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)

You knows it!
How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?
( Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)

Done!
*runs down the street*
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)

*gets out plastic gun*
*presses trigger, watches nozzle flash*
*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)

*pulls out toy gun from the £1 shop*
*presses trigger*

*chokes on broken glass*
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)

pfft!

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)

My brothers used to take the piss
out of my machine gun noises when we played war....

Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
( Blue Star She's like Neil Labute with tits, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)

i can remember being disturbed when i heard a child say to another
"lie on your back and i'll get down and blow you to hell"
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)

I hope you didn't save up all your pocket money
and buy a real machine gun and shoot him with it

because that would have made baby jesus cry.

It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)

remember this sound?
psshssshssshsssshhhh...BOOOM!Yes, you just caught a grenade in the face.
(hostagesituation, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)

you know that episode of Spaced where they have a play fight
to demonstrate masculine empathy and bonding? Then they use it on a gang o' chavs and run away?
That was brilliant.
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)

That scene
is pure quality - with the knife bit *tiiing!*
( Blue Star She's like Neil Labute with tits, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:39, archived)

Yes, genius indeed
The slow-mo 'mmuutthhaa ffuu' bit is particularly great.
(hostagesituation, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)

I bought a Fanny Magnet once...
Imported directly from the United States

it must have been faulty, all it attracted was arses...

they refused to give me my money back

woo pic
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)

Its wasnt imported from san fransisco was it?
that would explain alot
(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)

:)
Tee hee Absynth&Cheese
( Blue Star She's like Neil Labute with tits, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)

erm...

(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)

you
were using it back to front
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)

lol
rofl
(cloud, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)

Whilst I understand that you
are about 10 years old, I think it's only wise to warn you that "txt spk" doesn't go down particularly well on the board. Just so as you know.
( Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)