TJ
Aaaaargh. I went to New Found Glory last night, got pissed, and moshed too hard, leaving me with severe neck pain. What cures are there for whiplash?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)

Ibuprofen
And a solid 19 hours session on SWG. Well, it might work.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)

Oooooh.
ta muchly for all cures! I'll try the butter thing in a minute
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)

kittens
always kittens
( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)

how do I apply them?
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)

open wide
*aah*

guess again

/futurama
( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)

Rub
lots of butter into the sore bits. Works a treat.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)

Will margarine do?
/poor
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)

Try rubbing
peanut butter (smooth not crunchy) into the back of the neck.

watch out for squirrels though
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)

Sellotape
will cure your ills.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)

I prefer
Scotch
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)

tape whisky or egg?

( comrade yannovski - ask me about Loom, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)