Unfortunately, magic is a reality in politics...
The NY Republican Convention is off to a Furher -oops- Flying start...


(Steiner, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)

hehe
But I think Bush is more right wing than Arnie so there's no need :)
( durbster has finally updated his website, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)

somebody should put thet guy from hey arnold on there, the football headed guy
I would, but I won't..
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

That am woo:)

Tj: www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1077471.html?menu=news.quirkies.eccentrics

i am disturbed...very disturbed...
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)

Pfffft..!
Still at least the 'child abuse' won't, technically, be illegal!


Morning Cunt :)!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)

You're up
early...and for why?

/CUNT
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)

Because I couldn't wait to see you, my love

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)

Ta babes:)
I can barely see the screen through this mountain of work on my desk:(
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)

Bah,
do you have a box of matchers & some ligher fluid? That'll soon make short work of it!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

Im reckoning
health and safety might raise an eyebrow at that one...
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)

Burn them.
BURN THEM HARD.

Then you won't have to worry about them anymore. Or the voices. The VOICES!!!!!


/slightly unhinged
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)

thats jsut weird!!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Thinks KK should watch Quantum Leap :), Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)

freaks!
I saw them in the newpaper at the weekend. It has pretend cars and a college fund!

edit: "quiet and well behaved" - it's a fookin doll.

Woo for the pic too!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)

I love americans
they are kind of like a dimwitted windowlicking but lovable second cousin...
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

Very,
very, very odd.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)

They prefer him to their other child
an adult daughter named Vicky. I bet you she's in therapy
( twig, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)

'ning darlings of the board!
That's a frightfully good piccie!
TJ I've just updated my mugu-baiting if anyone wishes to read it.
homepage.ntlworld.com/mrs_squid/419.html
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)

Mornin
you stalker you:)
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)

me a stalker?
www.b3ta.com/board/3669516 what's all this then? eh? eh? eh?
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)

In that case
you're correct...tis benny who is the stalker!
He's a sexual deviant you know....
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)

It's too early
to know things like that.
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

Its never
too early for sexual deviancy.....

*polishes handcuffs*
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)

*shocked face*

( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

Hurrah!!!
*group hug*

I am stalk you all!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

*shivers*
do you know where i live?
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)

*puts down binoculars*
Oh yes, my pretty....

*starts engine and drives away*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)

*gulps*
you know where i work too?!
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

in a happy way?
on a scared note.. some bastard caught me on a camera on Saturday, luckily I was in my trademark pose!
homepage.ntlworld.com/mrs_squid/images/sep04/trademarklu.jpg
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)

I would hate
to see your family photos.....are they ALL like that?
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)

the best one
is of me and my brother a few years ago, holding up table place mats over our faces, we can't help being hideous.
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)

Pfffft..!
I won't ask....


*asks anyway*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

I just stick my finger up
at all cameras pointing at me...can't help myself.
( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)

Then that
could be a problem with the photo session i had planned!
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)

*sigh*

( Evil Lu, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:35, archived)

That's a bit sad,
if it's true, which it probably isn't.
( tomsk, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)

I had to admit i laughed yesterday
when i saw him on the news saying
"The people who say our economy is failing are girlie men"

Of course I was laughing at him and US politics....well lets face it politics in general
( elusive - NEW Mario Kart thingy on Calendar, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)

They love doing that "over there"
coming up with stuff like "if you think that Americans shouldn't go to war you are a pinky lesbian with bad breath", etc. What crap.

And the worse insult is "unpatriotic".

It's fucking patriotism that gets them into such shit. The last refuge of the scoundrel as someone famous once said, can't remember who 'cos I'm ranting.

/rant
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

Probably Samuel Johnson said that
Or Oscar Wilde: It's always either one or the other (or Benjamin Franklin).
(serenissima, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

arf!

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)

hahahaha
very good. I like a lot.

Arnie does bring a bit more fun to US elections, doesn't he?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)

Glad I'm not in that hemisphere...
In other news:
I've made another piddle (ah no)
What classic computer game is this:

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)

space invaders?

( twig, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)

too easy
innit, well done anyway for being first =]
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)

Oooooh!
Satire!
I hate the Republicans.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)