2nd competition post!

Cat refused to accept the reality of her early menopause, although her long term girlfriend Ling was always there for support.
( Double 2 Join Wogan Week 2008! Profile for link!, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)

is that cat deely?

( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:13, archived)

which one?

(Sticky Label, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)

in the framed pic
second from the left
( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)

I think its an eskimo

(Sticky Label, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)

I nu it
/coat.
( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:18, archived)

Tsssk...
too many puns
( Double 2 Join Wogan Week 2008! Profile for link!, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:20, archived)

i chortled just there

( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)

that's
snow lame
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)

Iced like to see you do better.

(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)

Polar chair up
looks like we're going to milk this for all it's worth...
( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:24, archived)

The reception to these gag-athons
always gets a little frosty though.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)

Best stop then
before everyone gets arc-ticked off.
( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:27, archived)

Icey what you have done there.

(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)

these jokes could get (c)old
at any m inuit
( GrandmaOfShoes was the creator of envolve, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:31, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh
I cant take eski mo re
( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:34, archived)

No
it's an asian guy/Winnie the Pooh.

/standard answer.
( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)

top standard answer

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)

(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:23, archived)

deeley boppers
class
( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)

good
shadows!
( social hand grenade, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:30, archived)

true
i didnt notice at first
( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:31, archived)

Thankyou!
I am strangely proud of those shadows actually :D
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:34, archived)

Im imagining that it is
Moby wearing them.
( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:35, archived)

be
proud - it's a damn sight better than I can do
( social hand grenade, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)

eek

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:14, archived)

The question stands
its still cat deeley....basically....would you?
( Double 2 Join Wogan Week 2008! Profile for link!, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:16, archived)

no
I don't see the appeal...
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)

Norks.

( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)

she is female

( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:20, archived)

I
would
( social hand grenade, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:30, archived)

likewise

( harpski, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:31, archived)

eep!....
TJ:I think i found the ultimate lurker!! profile here
(That guy with a hat., Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)

no
this one is the best
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:34, archived)

I like this one bestest.
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=5014

Only because it is me.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:35, archived)

any particular reason you left it?

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)

Lurked and lurked and lurked
with it logged on where I used to work so I never had to remember the password, then I left the company and completely couldn't remember it when I tried to log in again.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:40, archived)

not worth trying to get it now
although it could be dredged up if you really wanted it
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:42, archived)

Nope it couldn't.
Rob knows it's mine, but as he rightly pointed out

a) What's the point apart from user id envy
and
b) Once you let one person do it, everybody will be trawling through the old and obviously unused low id's and going "Ooh, ooh, that's mine, honest, can I have it bacK?"
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:44, archived)

that is true
I personally wouldn't bother either
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:45, archived)

just
had a look at some of the earlier numbers (69, 99,666, etc.) most of them have not posted for yonks - how about releasing some of those numbers to truly reflect what's happening on b3ta, Rob?
( social hand grenade, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3679300
(Marwood, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:52, archived)

I
thought it might give a more realistic figure of regular users

/not that it really matters
;)
( social hand grenade, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:55, archived)

Good old neil
must have been one profound post.
( oodle doodle, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:36, archived)

there must be some way
of finding out

well, there used to be
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)

glassco.cx cant find it

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:41, archived)

Holy crap!!!!
2 years...1 message!!!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:36, archived)

some people speak more crap than others
*whistles nonchalantly*
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:39, archived)