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[challenge entry] In the evening Aragorn and his chums liked to get together to roll dice and play Offices and Bosses

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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:12, archived)
# !frA
!ooW
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:12, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(cheese toothed toucan, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# *giggle giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# hehhahahehehooo
thats a bit ace

w/y
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Pffft
*Threepwood uses Level 5 stapler*
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# "Special abilities: heavy sarcasm, keyboard..."
Heheheh. Woo.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)
# My mum says I can't play that.
Unless she's watching. She says we'll all kill each other when our character dies or something.

I worry about her.

She said it was the most dangerous game to play, then I mentioned russian roulette.
HAH!

Note: Woo! By water cooler I find a bucket full of paint. Use Paint with Brush and Paint grey office a more stylish colour. Blue is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)
# blimey
she best not hear about live roleplaying then

(apparently some funadamentalists were kidnapping live roleplayers to 'save them from themselves'. Actually they may have had a point)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:19, archived)
# i'm a LARPer
and have been for 7 years now. Bring on the hordes of goblins played by one monster against a party of 12!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:20, archived)
# were you at the gathering?
have you heard of the McTaffs or the Seabitch Crew?

if not ignore this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:21, archived)
# no damnit
i was babysitting my little sister who i hadn't seen for a few months. I saw a video of the pyrotechnics and drooled over the keyboard. However, i did kit out 7 of my friends with my extensive weaponry for the event.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# we were warned about big pyros
we thought mmm nice fire works. But no it was BIG ASS BOMBS! fantastic final battle, best gathering in a while - sorry to rub it in

(who do you play/which group?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# You're all making me jealous now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:26, archived)
# AND i just got
FP'd

i'm so great i'm so great!

umm, sorry, just excited its my first one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Oooh!
I'd better give you a big WOO!

Well done on your first FP. I wish I had one...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)
# and a thourgly well deserved fp i must say
have the best of my woos
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# is that really moving
because its breaking my eyes if it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i'm going to have to wallpaper a room with that
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# My friend wanted that tattooed on his pelvis,
In the unlikely event a girl's head moving back and forth down there.

Put two and two and two together.

If you still don't get it, ask me.
(Digitdean: Disappointing Fans Since 1989!, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 3:59, archived)
# i'm with labyrinthe
so a nice overland battle would be fantastic, and i'm excelent at slipping through combat unscated, so an enormous battle would be just my thing
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:29, archived)
# heh heh
i monstered it as one of the emperors guards - and survived! it was all the woo (and my first time in chain mail)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# armour?!?
if you're in armour, people see you as a target. wear a clean shirt and hold a single knife at your side and people will go for the big man in plate next to you. Thats the point when you stab him in the back of the knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# works on a linear
but not when you're in the front line with a few thousand people in each direction!

usually i don't do armour, although i'm a bit obvious to do sneaky things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:37, archived)
# it works when theres 10 monsters
and you're one of 3 players in an open field, and when you're one of 20 monsters against 40 players and you're front line in a charge down the narrow cave corridor
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:40, archived)
# never done fighting in caves
we mostly have sand dunes, fields and woods

sounds fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:41, archived)
# it's fun playing a sneaky wizard and actually being able to use the shadows
to sneak up in front of someone and get behind them, tap them on the shoulder "excuse me" you say, *bzzzzt* "AAAARGH!" *sizzle* they say
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# remember kids, play d&d
mother church tells us it makes you levitate, how cool is THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:19, archived)
# I would play D&D if I had a board.
My momma said she would play, just gotta get other people to join. My dad doesn't like RP.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# you don't need a board
and there are way better rp games than D&D

(not that i play any very often)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:27, archived)
# count me in if ever i'm in a 50 mile radius
i'll own you all with my terrifying knowledge of the rules and manipluating skills
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:28, archived)
# sure she doesn't think it's an Ouija board?
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:21, archived)
# i think she
should be more scared they will grow up to be nerds and drop outs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# She's gonna push me outta the house at age 17.
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:24, archived)
# dont worry all
i've told her that if she's homeless and legal age, she can stay with me for no monetary cost
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# If I stayed with ye I'd cook to earn my keep.
Though hopefully I'll be off to university!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:33, archived)
# yes...cook....
thats what i had in mind....
*wink wink nudge nughe*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Well I be a very good cook anyway. *rasps*
I'll be off for a shower now. Be back in 30min or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# No..
But she's banned that as well. And Tarot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Someone's been playing Simon the Sorcerer 2.
(roomproject, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# yey for d&d
Use your +6 pen of report writing!

ps. woo!
(Lemming, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Pedant
If they're playing "offices and bosses", why does the sheet say "dungeons and dragons"?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 14:48, archived)
# arse
hoped noone would realise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)