In an Alternate Reality...
Fountains would all be strangely reminiscent of 'tubgirl'.

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

the water is
too clear..
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

Obviously needs a few cans of
sweetcorn in her diet
(Smudger time...to..., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:12, archived)

I wasn't going to make it too realistic.
That would have meant looking at the pic. I just had breakfast. I want to keep it.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:12, archived)

just use
your visual memory!
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:17, archived)

Perhaps she just had an enema and was getting rid of the water?

(Chuckman, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)

woo
to spurting love fountains...


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:12, archived)