Saw this statue thing
in Sheffield last week... blimey!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

Woo
Thats one hell of a bush
(OldGregg Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

Ahem!
That's no bush . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

shall I do the girlie version then?

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

pfffttt!
'do'

Arf!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

mmmm...
done one nork... won't be a minute...

* fwap * fwap * fwap *
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)

Have you done her PRIVETe parts?

or just her box?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)

I was leafing that til last
badum-tish etc!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

hedging your bets, eh?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

thought you'd twig it soon...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)

you
shopped the willy, right?
( sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

that would be downright rude...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

he isn't shy
is he? Lovely I think thats the final proof i needed that shefeild was northern.
He is a big dicked flowerey fucking machine
Yeah every petunias wet dream
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

that's a well hung basket
/coat

I've had that picture for a while, but didn't have any hummus :¬(
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)

I always say,
"When hummus is low, stick a cock on something"
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)

Low sticky cock?
Or something.
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

A cock!
I thought you said ya cock.

*phones the police back to explain*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)

yeah...
...and it's 'ON' not 'IN'
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

You were passing through Sheffield or you live there?
I've not been down to the City Centre for a while - very interesting topiary.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)

I lied about visiting there...
they don't let people from Berkshire go there I believe...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

We burn them at the stake
for not speaking proper South Yorkshire - The world is South Yorkshire the rest of the world just doesn't know it yet.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)

and High Bradfield
is the epicentre !
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

Bradfield! - bloody toffs
;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

They're not toffs ! That's where I come from.
And I'm a sweary whore.
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

Haha
Perhaps I was thinking of Bradway.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

Bet you can't say
Fucking pissy mingeflap bumsexing flange-wobblers...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)

Ooooh !
There's a very rude sculpture in the centre of Cheltenham with a rabbit and bull. The bull has got the most enormous...well you know and huge pair of .....

I don't know how they got away with it frankly !

Shocking !
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

a bull with a huge pair of socks?
disgusting

:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

well legwarmers actually
but it may as well have been.
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

don't believe it...
it's a cock 'n' bull story...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

hehe

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

is that the flower version of the incredible hulk?

( Deadpool, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)