When I'm in charge...

every office will have one of these.
(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)

*Votes for Yakmonkey!
Yay!

EDIT: can't wait for 'single-malt Friday'
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)

Votes for president of the world

ideas like that deserve the world

.
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:35, archived)

woo!
sounds like a great Challenge idea!!!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:34, archived)

yeah new water cooler conversations
"I fucking love you guys from production, you are the guys what makeeess the stuff what it is that hic hic we sell an stuff."
"fuck of suit ha ha ha ha ha suit suit suits suit dont dare hit me do ya, ya cunting suit"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:35, archived)

Leave it, Vultan, 'ee's not worth it!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)

but he spilt my wife
and was eyeing up our table
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:37, archived)

come here... sshhhhhh
shhhhhhh
shshshshhssssshhhhhhhhhsshhhhhhhhhhhh...
come here... I know this bloke, shhhhh, I kno... he's sound right - I love you man... sshhhhh. Where can we score some draw?
*falls asleep*

/me when I'm drunk
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)

SPUD SPUD awww fuck Steve
Where is SPUD there is a crag rat here wants some weed
SPUD WEED SALE
Ah here is spud now he was int bog he'll sell you a bit
/my local
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)

you know it!!
here's to being pissed at work!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)

Morale up by 92%

Productivity down by . . . erm . . 92%

Yay!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)

can i have it?
/still haven't slept
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)

yay

( mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)