Randy Poffo?
All wrestlers are gay*

*fact

Woo to pic
(eyebrows, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 16:29, archived)

Real name of Randy "Macho Man" Savage
100% of fact

"Leaping" Lanny Poffo is his brother
(RedHouse, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)