I'll go
and put the kettledrums on. Let me know when you've finished.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Gah!
now there's another one! I suppose I should get off my high(-hat) horse . . . f'KIT, everyone can join in . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

Well,
if you will castanet this wide, you have to expect to snare a lot of fish.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:31, archived)

My toast rack!
It's broken!
Ma-rac-as broken!
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)

Don't panic!
I'll (xylo)phone for a new one . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:34, archived)

Conga-ratulations.
You're the first person to offer to help.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:37, archived)

There, there...
Just put your toast on (timp)any old rack in the meantime.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:35, archived)

I can't
cowbell-ieve how long this has been going on
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:38, archived)

We like to
tri(every)angle
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:39, archived)

and steel (drum)
they keep coming...
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)

If you carry on
I'm go(i)ng . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:42, archived)

4/4
the love of God...
that was tenuous...think I'm fucked now...
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

I don't mind tenuous
I'm no going to (sp)lash out for that . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:46, archived)

I don't think I can
sustain this (although we've been on quite a roll) - this could be where I crash.
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

Nope, I've run out too
unless I can (Vibra)phone a friend . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:50, archived)

You do,
and I'll give a vibra-slap.


(Is it cheating to use a search engine to find more instruments?)
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:59, archived)

(windch)ime not sure . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

Well,
since I really DO have to go to bed... I'll play the rest of my hand:

I've got a mental (wood) block on any more puns which has me rattled. The only other puns I can think of all are ratchet.

And I'm disappointed I haven't been able to work "tambourine" into it somwhere...

Anyway - g'night!
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:07, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
mind the piss - I've been thinking of tambourine too . . .

night night, sleep tight.

*Brushes p53donym5' forehead


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:10, archived)

I'm going to crash and burn soon
edit: arrgh the mindpiss, I lose
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:49, archived)

Did you just
copy and PAISTE his reply . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:54, archived)

oh well
Fuckit I can't think of any more...
must resist the temptation of cheating by using google
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:01, archived)

I've done kit . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:03, archived)

I missed that the first time
I was in such a (b)rush...
( twig Save 6 Music, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:06, archived)

Oh, is it cheating?
Bugger. Well, in the spirit of fairplay, you can strike out all of my puns from vibra-slap onward.

And again - g'night!
(Pseudonym, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:09, archived)

Stop now
you're bodhran me . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:41, archived)

Damnit
I always join these pun thread too late and all the decent ones have been taken.

Woo to pun though!

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

(Didgeri)doo you?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:45, archived)

erm
HARPSICHORD!

Put THAT into a coherent sentence in a non-tenuous way then!

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:53, archived)

I think you'll find that I already did . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)