I loved this as a kid

I got banned from playing it after my 2nd go

From the Crap 80s Computer Games challenge. See all 103 entries (closed)

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:32, archived)

bwahaha
shite game
woo pic
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

It was ace.
BBC-tastic.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:34, archived)

Im serious!
I only ever got to have 2 quick goes on it at school. then for some reason my teacher wouldnt let me play on it.
Oh BBC acorn..how I miss thee.
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

We had to play it in pairs
It's wierd, the graphics looked like the absolute bollocks at the time..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:38, archived)

i thought they looked like
absolute bollocks.
i had high standards even then
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

agh!
woo the the graphics, but...AGH!
Almost as bad as that goatse post...
/shudders
(Withiel assumes the position!, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

hehehe
Uh-oh! The witch!

But shouldn't it be "Granny's Garter"?
( giant_squid, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)

.
I shall suspend my disbelief about that.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)

Hands on your head NOW
and step away from the pun!
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

too late
Arf!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)

Ba(sque)!
don't start the punnery!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)

aww
stop being such a tight arse.
It's funny.
of corset is.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

Hmm?
tough one isn't it? Maybe a bit too (Goss)ard . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)

get your banjo out Dave
lets have a tune...on second thoughts it looks like you've snapped your g-string...
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

I'll sing a thong instead

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)

don't be so
frilly (nightie)
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

*apologises

*(SKIM)PEES himself


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

what was the
hold-up?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)

I was bus(t)y

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:03, archived)

you're just making
small(s) talk now
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:07, archived)

You've got some (Y-)front!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

I'm trying to keep it
brief(s)
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

Any more of your (bum)cheek
and I'll box(er) your ears!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:10, archived)

cam(isole) here
and say that to my face!
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)

I'm not scared

*jumps in to Sherman tank(ini)

*Ka-Booom!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)

I knew you were
going to (negli)gie that
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

*gets out Littlewoods catalogue

*falls open at lingerie page

*closes

*falls open at lingerie page

*closes

*falls open at lingerie page

Meh! Phwooaarr! Look at that Cor! set of undergarments . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)

what are you
stocking about?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)

He's been drinking - look! He's tight(s)

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)

He's like a bad smell
lingerie-ing about.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

Bra-hahahahah!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho(siery)

( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

*(NY)LON-g bout of extended guffawing

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

*s-knickers*

( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)

*stops laughing
What about this compo? I can't decide which I like breast. I know (BIK)INI meeny, miney mo . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:05, archived)

this is getting a little
bloo(mers)
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)

Arf!
You (panta)looney!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)

will we ever find a winner?
or should we just declare it a draw(ers)?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)

OK
Tanga very much

*shakes hands


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)

*slips over*

( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:15, archived)

*shakes fist
Why I garter . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:19, archived)

*takes of-frenc(h knickers)e*

( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)

*follows

*hides

*jumps out

Peek-a-Boo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)

Argh!
you just (sexy)maid('s outfit)me jump!
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:24, archived)

Hahahah
you nearly crop(top)ped yourself!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)

don't (mini)skirt around the issue
you just tell it how it is
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)

You big girl's blouse

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)

I'm not standing for that!
Time to re-dress the balance!
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:32, archived)

I can't help it
it's in my jeans . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:34, archived)

whale
good for him

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)

??

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

in the old days
corsets were reinforced with whale bones

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)

. . . she explained!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

hurr hurr
she said "bones" *snort*
(Jediwannabe, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

hahah
Das Goed ja? wonderbra in fact

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

Hmm it's gone quiet
I hope we carry on. I find this uplifting

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:48, archived)

(Under)Why're you talking to yourself?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

because she panties
herself
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

Could you be (crotch)less tactful?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:06, archived)

I was (peep)hole-y out of order
I apologise
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:07, archived)

Apology accepted

*robes it better . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)

(panty)hoes that
work then?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

Guaranteddy . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)

Boddice
this?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:26, archived)

Kim-on-no(w), it's not that difficult . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)

its always
handbags at dawn with you...
bit stuck now
( twig has new glasses, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)

*scratches head

*purses lips

me too!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)

Cos nobody else is

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

err
you mean 'banned' right?

just checkin!
( tico, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)

Sir
Do you knot know a pun when you see one?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)

well i changed it anyway.
thanks. I cant spell
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)