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( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:14, archived)

Haha, but..
You should let sleeping kittins lie.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)

I was going to do that
but prolly not as good.

Have a woo
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)

I heard a story
how these college kids got themselves a cat and every time it tried to sleep they poked it.

24 hours later it dropped dead.

100% of fact*

*not valid anywhere
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:46, archived)