Alice is my problem

( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:19, archived)

I would...
...with the use of a paper bag!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:20, archived)

Nah
Put a bucket on her head and swing on the handle

edit: NERD ALERT - that's Stacy Keibler's body
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)

I know the problem...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)

It's...
... much better when there's no teeth to get in the way!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:29, archived)

that looks like Jimmy Chisolm
the scottish actor. Never knew that was his type.
(pyrogenius, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 14:35, archived)

uuurgh
*frantically scrubs brain*
(Roland Deschain, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 23:10, archived)

poo
fish
( Zak McFlimby, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)

well
it was hardly seemless ...
( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)

she
smells of fish at both ends..

/coat
(radja, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 15:28, archived)