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[challenge entry] beware sinners

No idea why

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(Vulpine or something, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:35, archived)
# is that
God-Rod?


/hides from celestial wrath
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:36, archived)
# ewww
god's rod :/

hello you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:38, archived)
# 'lo you
/clutches head from headache.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:39, archived)
# aw youre headachey?
i was well hungover today - drank far too much wife beater last night
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:40, archived)
# ditto
and some cunt managed to get me to break my solemn vow never to drink Malibu again.
/clutches head again
/basks in sympathy
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:41, archived)
# no sympathy from
me young man - i dont do hangover sympathy - maybe had you not said it was a hangover, then id still be all 'awww poor ickle withiel'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:42, archived)
# it's not a hangover
any more

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:43, archived)
# .........hmmm
is far too girlie for her own good

/hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:44, archived)
#
grins evilly




/Machiavell
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:46, archived)
# my eyes
hurt :/ damned contacts
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:47, archived)
#
SORRY



take'm out then, otherwise they go all squinchy and dry.
/spoken from experience
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:49, archived)
# i know
:/ eww eye things
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:49, archived)
# /me wants contacts
But my optician won't let me have them yet, evil git that he is.

/whinge
(Vulpine or something, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:51, archived)
# kick
him in the nads.....thats what i did and now i dont look like velma from scooby doo anymore - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:05, archived)
# what is it with
girlie people and eye things?
gf is just as bad, if not worse.

/shakes head in disbelief
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:54, archived)
# well
when i was an ickle kid, i got burned in the eye by a cigarette and i also had an elasric band go over my head and snap right in my eyes - so, i think im justified in my hatred, dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Congratulate yourself
You just inadvertantly reminded me to take my glasses off, cheers :) tis not good for me eyes to keep them on when I'm not looking at faraway things anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:51, archived)
# arrrgh!
another reason not to sleep...

he'll get you if your eyes are closed, mark my words...
(Vulpine or something, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:40, archived)
# That's what happens
when you touch yourself.
And he catches you.
Santa won't bring anything as well.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:44, archived)
# well
that hasnt happened to me yet.......
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:49, archived)
# You should
prepare yourself.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:54, archived)
# well,
im a growing girl...

edit: thats a brilliant link!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Oop.
Here's the girl's version.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:08, archived)
# thanks
darl :)
im looking forward to learning all about menstruation
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:09, archived)