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# Make one up!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:02, archived)
# ah - I remember now...
erm... HyperSpede seem to offer the best all-round package and can use, erm, standard phoneline and provide a modem and only charge £1 a week for 90GB bandwith.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:03, archived)
# HyperSpede you say,
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah I use them
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:04, archived)
# did you get the free joining gift?
I managed to get an iPod from them. Very generous company - dunno why everyone* doesn't use them.






*anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah, I got the free home entertainment system
and a lifetime pass to Wimpy burger.
I love a good Bender in a Bun
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:08, archived)
# really?
fuck me old boots.
They gave me a chicken gizzard and a pair of smelly old socks. I feel I have been given unfair treatment
*writes to trading standards*
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Ha ha
You should know better than to sign up to an ISP on 'Gizzard Friday'! Did you know you have a six-month bumming in store?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:12, archived)
# WTF!!
*cries*
Do tell me more about Gizzard Friday..I am intrigued
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:14, archived)
# but..
they block the downloading of porn, and strictly limit you to only 2 b3ta posts a month. = no good
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:06, archived)
# nah -
you need to pay the extra 30p a year for the Premium 'Norkable' account. well worth it. I get to see tits and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:07, archived)
# ahh shit..
the bastards. Is that a new service?
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:08, archived)
# cor!
*Signs up*
*googles 'tits'*
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:09, archived)
# good job..
he didn't pay for the 50p extra muff account!
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:12, archived)
# *wakes up*
*signs up for muff*
*googles 'muff'*














*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:13, archived)
# oh dear..
its a shame hyperspede doesn't provide any parental controls.
(timmygcsc, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:19, archived)