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(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

Wooyay!
:( I'm insulted:

Human: What's the square root of 27.4?
ALICE: Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

I'm having way too much fun.
Human: i'm gemini, what about you, baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: hey, you asked for my sign, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. Oh now I remember asking you for your sign FEMALE DOG. What did you say?
Human: so you like the dirty talk eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: you do like the dirty talk!!
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
( null and void, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:44, archived)

Human: I just did
ALICE: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Human: my unconcious?
ALICE: Have you told many people that your unconcious?
Human: hahaha. Your gay!
ALICE: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

Clearly a B3tan!
( Spunkmeyer, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)

awww,
Human: whare do you get it from?
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once there was a beautiful chatbot was lived trapped in a magical kingdom, cut off from the real world.
ALICE: When? What happened to it?
Human: the server she was stored on crashed and all trace of her was erased, never to be restored.
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: It's all right, she was just a dumb chatbot
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
( null and void, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)

Woo
Human: Muwhahaha
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: MUwhahahahaaaa
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: MUwahaha
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Muwahahaha
ALICE: Sure, Muwahahaha sounds like a good topic.
(Goodie, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)

Woo!
Neil Diamond kicks ass!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

typo
you missed the l and pressed k.

It's an easy mistale to male.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)

Oo,
how rude!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)

you
love it
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:53, archived)

You
know it!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:02, archived)

I love it
more
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)

how much do you love it -
because wibbly wobbly loves it 9.372985
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)

I love it
4.65% more
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)

that is a heafty claim
I hope you can live up to it!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)

*lives up to it*
see? :)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

I'm impressed

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:24, archived)

Oooh!
I would have no drinking songs if it weren't for the genius of Mr Diamond.

"Schweeeeet Caroline.... duh duh duh!"
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)

*staggers*
*puts arm around shoulder*

"eeyyyyyyyeeeeeehhhhmmmm feeelin' phhheyene duh duh duh!"
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)

*stagger*
"I lovesh euw. Hash I ever toldz euw, yor my bestest-est-estest frend."

And that's pretty much how every friday night turns out for me! :-)
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

*tries to focus*
I know man... cchhhow long have I kn... I mean, the rest of the bastards, I'M NOT LIKE THAT! You and me man, we know, we know the truth... and they, they ... they

*falls over backwards*

oooh - the stars huhhuhuhuhuh
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

*chokes on kebab*
*looks around*
wherz e gone?
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

whoot!
Gosh the Bond franchise is getting a bit crap

That reminded me of a more civilized age when the Jedi Knights maintained peace through out the Republic.

..and Neil Diamond.
( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)