the oracle of balshevetti is largely unknown due to its propensity for
either proclaiming nonsensical predictions or just being plain rude.

( Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:47, archived)

LOL!
For some reason that made me think of the "magic 8 ball".

mmmm, someone should make a rude version of that
( workboresme knows Ninja is safe and happy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)

what, like this?
Im making it into a web page too that you can add you own portents of gloom to :

( Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)

How about
"No Chance, you're too fucking ugly"
or
"Fuck off you fat cunt"

And the like ;)
( workboresme knows Ninja is safe and happy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

Its a pity its not done yet,
it should be, but smirny is helping me with the php and jave, and hes being a lazy get, any way, Im being told to get off my puta and leave the house, I reall really really am addicted.
( Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)

woah alfie
it goes to fast or i read too slowly, either way...need to make it idiot proof
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:45, archived)

That gets a

(MrMessiah, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)

hahaha!
spooky!
( munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)