DAD!!!!
where was this picture taken? We haven't been able to track him down for 6 years since he went out to get a paper.*
He owes my Mum £4000 too.*

:¬)

*all lies - appologies to my dad
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 3 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)

At least finding him might make you happy
Thus warranting it being entered into the competition.
(serenissima, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)

nope
not really
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 3 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)