whatever you do.


probably better for the insomnia compo, but it makes me smile so..
now smaller for your protection.
(travbot, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 18:56, archived)

FTL!

( Rev. A-MOL, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 18:57, archived)

Faster Than Light?

Furrier Than Llamas?

Fisted Twice Laddie?
( Damocles was not here, right?, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 18:58, archived)

Fuck The Lion?
Fart Today Liam?
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 19:04, archived)

Could have done with that earlier
Last night:
5/6 pints in quick succession
Bed at 2.30
Up at 5am
Drove to work for 6am (suspect still pissed)
8.45... wake up with a start, discovering that my head has fallen off the hand I was leaning on to read the screen and hit the desk. Loudly. And 20 people are now looking at me
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 19:04, archived)