This would make me happy.

I hate badly behaved children.
Especially if they are whining little bastards in a restaurant on a Saturday evening whilst trying to enjoy a meal with your wife.
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Seaman Gabber Gief., Wed 3 Nov 2004, 19:52,
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Hee hee.
funny.
god I hope I'm never a father.
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Seaman Gabber Gief., Wed 3 Nov 2004, 20:03,
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