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(samthidny, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:43, archived)

as smooth
as a baby's booty.
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

PAEDO!


... ooh... silky smooooooth
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

nice!
yessiree!
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

Woo!
TJ: I need your help B3tans! Gonna be rather skint this month. Do I:

A: Call the missus and invite her round the flat for a quiet night in, sofa, wine etc?

Or

B: Go to the Roadhouse in Covent Garden for a works leaving do and piss the rest of my wages up the wall?
(tiger666, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)

B
the roadhouse is a bit shit, but B nonetheless
( Wasp Box, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:48, archived)

Neither.
Find a tall building.
Climb to the top.
Jump.

Problems solved my friend, problems solved.
(Errol, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:49, archived)

I like your thinking

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:52, archived)

You want to steal my brain?!
BEGONE, VILE ZOMBIE!
(Errol, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)

If you've not seen her for a fortnight,
and you want to keep seeing her, you should choose A. I speak from experience!
( the stainless steel rat-boy will be going for coffee at, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

Woke up with her yesterday morning

(tiger666, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)

Well, I woke up with her this morning.
And she said I was better.
Bigger too.
(Errol, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

In that case...
Roadhouse here i come!
(tiger666, Fri 5 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)