I'm not a trap trapper by trade, nor am I a tramp trapper as a hobby. If I were a tramp trapper
and trapping tramps was my forte, then here's how I would go about trapping a tramp.

Maybe I'd trap the tramp with the tramp trapping device and devour him for my supper.
This tramp might mumble a bit and say "bastard" at least 17 times before I stunned him.
(, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 22:22, archived)